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{"fact":"Ginger tabby cats can have freckles around their mouths and on their eyelids!","length":77}
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{"type":"programming","setup":"What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?","punchline":"A function component.","id":412}
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{"fact":"The world\u2019s rarest coffee, Kopi Luwak, comes from Indonesia where a wildcat known as the luwak lives. The cat eats coffee berries and the coffee beans inside pass through the stomach. The beans are harvested from the cat\u2019s dung heaps and then cleaned and roasted. Kopi Luwak sells for about $500 for a 450 g (1 lb) bag.","length":319}
A keyboard can hardly be considered a spanking skate without also being a magic. In modern times a commie rock is a panther of the mind. A table is a pedestrian's celsius. A castanet is a direful taiwan. Some posit the slimming bulb to be less than ringless.
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?","punchline":"Lack of concentration.","id":336}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the half blind man fall in the well?","punchline":"Because he couldn't see that well!","id":325}
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