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The Magallanes monument was a monument dedicated in honor of Portuguese explorer Ferdinand Magellan. The monument was last located in Paseo de Magallanes front of the Intendencia building and beside the Commission of Census Building in Intramuros, Manila. The monument was destroyed during the Liberation of Manila.
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The Louisville Zoological Gardens, commonly known as the Louisville Zoo, is a 134-acre (54 ha) zoo in Louisville, Kentucky, situated in the city's Poplar Level neighborhood. Founded in 1969, the \"State Zoo of Kentucky\" currently exhibits over 1,200 animals in naturalistic and mixed animal settings representing both geographical areas and biomes or habitats.
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