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Too Much Weekend is a studio album by American bluesman Gary B.B. Coleman. The album was released on July 27, 1992 by Ichiban Records label. This is his seventh and final album for Ichiban. Too Much Weekend was re-released on CD on December 13, 2010.
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John C. Bohlinger III is an American musician, and writer who worked primarily in television as a band leader/music director for The USA Network's Real Country, NBC's program Nashville Star The Next GAC Star for Great American Country, the \"CMT Music Awards\" from 2009 to 2024, CMT's Campfire Sessions 12/6/2023 and The CMT's Christmas Special featuring Larry The Cable Guy as well as PBS's The Outlaw Trail, GAC networks' 2012 Christmas with Scotty McCreery & Friends. In 2013, Bohlinger became the Nashville video correspondent for Premier Guitar where he films Review Demos of musical gear and Rig Rundown interviews with celebrity gu